{"product_id":"last-nerve-on-fire-personalised-candle","title":"Last Nerve on Fire Personalised Candle | Funny Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause sometimes words just aren't enough — but a candle that says it all is. This funny personalised candle features the label \"[Name]'s Last Nerve... Oh Look, It's On Fire\" — a brilliant gift for anyone who needs a laugh, a moment of calm, or just to know you get them.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy It Makes the Perfect Funny Gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalised with their name — making it uniquely theirs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrilliant for birthdays, stress relief, or just because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for friends, teachers, colleagues, mums, sisters — anyone who deserves a smile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural soy wax — cleaner burn, no black soot, subtle scent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegan friendly \u0026amp; cruelty free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 premium fragrances to choose from\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional gift box with branded matches \u0026amp; gift tag — no wrapping needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCandle Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApothecary-style amber glass jar — 7cm tall, 6.5cm wide. Approx. burn time: 30 hours. Comes with a high quality black urea lid. Hand poured in Cheshire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to Personalise\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePop the name you'd like on the label in the personalisation box at checkout — we'll make it say \"[Name]'s Last Nerve... Oh Look, It's On Fire\". We copy and paste directly, so please double-check spelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eGift Box Option\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUpgrade to the gift box and receive: personalised amber jar candle, branded matches, and a presentation gift box — ready to hand over straight from the bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Scent\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍊 \u003cstrong\u003eBlood Orange Verbena\u003c\/strong\u003e — bold blood orange, lemon and bergamot with rose and a cedarwood base\u003cbr\u003e\n🌊 \u003cstrong\u003eRocksalt \u0026amp; Driftwood\u003c\/strong\u003e — coastal and fresh, with cyclamen, seaweed, salt-crusted driftwood and musk\u003cbr\u003e\n🍐 \u003cstrong\u003ePear \u0026amp; Freesia\u003c\/strong\u003e — fruity and floral, with fresh pear, freesia, rose and white musk\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ \u003cstrong\u003eClean Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e — powdery, fresh linen with subtle citrus and musk\u003cbr\u003e\n🌳 \u003cstrong\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e — warm and woody, a timeless combination\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDispatched tracked 48 as standard. Tracked 24 upgrade available at checkout.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Runcorn Wax","offers":[{"title":"Just the Candle \/ Blood Orange Verbena","offer_id":53814453240146,"sku":"LastNerve","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Just the Candle \/ Rocksalt \u0026 Driftwood","offer_id":53814453272914,"sku":"LastNerve","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Just the Candle \/ Clean Cotton","offer_id":53814453305682,"sku":"LastNerve","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Just the Candle \/ Pear \u0026 Freesia","offer_id":53814453338450,"sku":"LastNerve","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Just the Candle \/ Sandalwood \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":53814453371218,"sku":"LastNerve","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Candle Gift Box \/ Blood Orange Verbena","offer_id":53814453403986,"sku":"LastNerve","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Candle Gift Box \/ Rocksalt \u0026 Driftwood","offer_id":53814453436754,"sku":"LastNerve","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Candle Gift Box \/ Clean Cotton","offer_id":53814453469522,"sku":"LastNerve","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Candle Gift Box \/ Pear \u0026 Freesia","offer_id":53814453502290,"sku":"LastNerve","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Candle Gift Box \/ Sandalwood \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":53814453535058,"sku":"LastNerve","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8765\/1410\/files\/LASTNERVE.png?v=1782133897","url":"https:\/\/runcornwax.com\/products\/last-nerve-on-fire-personalised-candle","provider":"Runcorn Wax","version":"1.0","type":"link"}